The clinic’s mission is, pardon the copy and paste, “to help facilitate access to health services for Douglas County residents with limited financial means who are not covered by private or governmental insurance programs.”

Visitors (and workers, for that matter) to the clinic at 330 Maine Street can’t ride their bikes there for lack of parking. OK, it’s a minor point, in the scheme of things, paling in comparison to, say, the lack of insurance.

But helpless as I might be to help with the lack of insurance, I can at least help with the bike parking.

In response to a blog of mine back in May, wherein I went on and on about my admiration for artistic racks, the clinic’s executive director said she’d love for the place to have a rack for workers and clients to park their bikes. I thought then it sounded like a great project for the Journal-World or affiliated Wellcommons site to undertake.

I kicked it around with a few folks back at the office, discussed social-network experiments and branding and promotion and … here we are, nearing the end of July, and nothing. Everybody thinks it’s a great idea, but nobody wants to take lead.

So, I guess the job will fall to little ol’ me.

Now, I could just write a check for an off-the-rack rack at the company I mentioned in my original blog, but that seems so pedestrian. I want something nice, custom, maybe a little artsy. If we’re going to do it, we might as well do it right.

I contacted the company I wrote about, and a representative agreed it would be glad to take my money and turn out any custom rack I could envision — within reason.

But then I decided I wanted to keep it local, so I contacted a local metal fabricator who said he’d be willing to build a rack for the clinic.

Now I just need a design and, oh yeah, the bucks.

Trouble is, though I have an idea about the former, I’m not sure how to start about raising the latter.

The good news: We’re only talking about a couple hundred bucks, I reckon, depending on the intricacy of the final design. I’ve got an idea in my head of what it could look like, but, for a price, I could be swayed in another direction.

I’ve been promised 100 bucks already by my employer (or somebody speaking for somebody speaking for my employer), so I’m off to a good start.

Beyond that, I’m as clueless as I am open to suggestions.

I’ve glanced at the traffic reports, and I know if everyone who read my last blog, for instance, ponied up a buck, we could buy one heck of a rack. I also know not everyone would pony up, while some folks might want to give five bucks. Or 10.

So consider this a trial balloon.

You in? Drop me a line. Tell me how much you’re in for.

We can work out the details later.

Maybe I’ll set up a PayPal account. Or a plastic tub at the Journal-World’s front counter.

I could have a collection day, during which I ride (of course) to your home or place of business, like the kid in “Better Off Dead” proclaiming, “I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS.” Naturally, I’d be nicer about it. I could even Tweet or Foursquare my progress, letting the world know that “Joe Schlabotnik at Business X just paid up! Yay for Joe!”

Anyway, I would think it wouldn’t take any time at all to raise enough to get the folks who use and work at the Health Care Access Clinic a nice rack they’d be proud to park their bikes in.

What do you say? You in?